Dominic is Standing Up for His Rights

Dominic is suing his book club for Human Rights violations. 

"It's a my right to choose 50 Shades of Gray!"  Dominic shouted. 

But Dominic, you've never actually attended book club. 

Dominic Took Revenge.

"This will teach you to spit up on my new tee shirt!"  Dominic shouted as he slashed the tires on his son's stroller.